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Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”

So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?







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1.01 “Wolf Moon” / 4.04 “The Benefactor”







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sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE







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booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 







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Smoking







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spookymormon:

she-beastly:

spookymormon:

STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH 

You can never stop celebrating freedom 

freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this







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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book







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radhomo:

my new favorite color


radhomo:

my new favorite color







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radhomo:

my new favorite color


radhomo:

my new favorite color







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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary







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phobias:

it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 







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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out







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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day







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magnacarterholygrail:

msjenai:

Leaving this here…


magnacarterholygrail:

msjenai:

Leaving this here…







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oswalled:

Captain America: The First Avenger vs. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
     ↪ Steve “there’s something wrong here and I’m going to figure it out” Rogers