Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”
So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?
1.01 “Wolf Moon” / 4.04 “The Benefactor”
I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”
NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?
GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.
STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH
You can never stop celebrating freedom
freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this
don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
Captain America: The First Avenger vs. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
↪ Steve “there’s something wrong here and I’m going to figure it out” Rogers