brb drowning myself in the toilet
I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.
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Someone tried to strangle me. And I survived. I don’t need to hide that.
A Stucky fanmix for all your feels. [Listen]Miss Missing You - Fall Out Boy // Don’t Cry [Alt Lyrics] - Guns N Roses // I Don’t Love You - My Chemical Romance // Therapy - All Time Low // Deathbeds - Bring Me The Horizon // Bad Moon Rising - Mourning Ritual feat. Peter Dreimanis // Seven Devils - Florence + The Machine // Heaven Nor Hell - Volbeat // Monster You Made - Pop Evil // Days Go By - The Offspring
that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one
“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.” - Walt Disney
So today our university sent out a warning about water buffalo running around loose on campus and everybody was like “haha good April fools joke”
then this happened
WHAt THE FUCK